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Post by TRTerror on Aug 3, 2024 18:40:03 GMT -5
I've learned when I hit 60 years old to pay close attention to the Walmart Wet Wipes Isle.
Where is it and how far away is that Isle and the Bathroom.
Now a days as I swing my Buggie down the aisle I just might throw a pack in the buggy till I'm done shopping.
If I have to use them, I always leave the pack in the crapper for the next guy.
Aloe and Lotion wipes are way better than China napkins.
Just helping out my fellow crapper...
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Post by Crkr 23 on Aug 3, 2024 19:18:18 GMT -5
Home Depot has some wipes that are 4 times as large as the baby wipes.
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Post by ferris1248 on Aug 3, 2024 20:52:28 GMT -5
Yall need to see a proctologist. I'm 75 and wipe my ass with a paper towel.
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Post by tonyroma on Aug 3, 2024 21:54:35 GMT -5
Had to sacrifice a sock on the side of the road the other day, those spicy chicken wings hit at the wrong time.
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Post by illinoisfisherman on Aug 3, 2024 22:44:26 GMT -5
You guys are hilarious 😂
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Post by olmucky on Aug 4, 2024 6:25:01 GMT -5
Do we have anyone under 50 up in here?
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Post by gardawg on Aug 4, 2024 7:31:46 GMT -5
Yall need to see a proctologist. I'm 75 and wipe my ass with a paper towel. I'll pass on the Bounty ... These work great and my ass loves the mint smell ...  |
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Post by gogittum on Aug 4, 2024 12:08:18 GMT -5
Had to sacrifice a sock on the side of the road the other day, those spicy chicken wings hit at the wrong time. Haha....more than once, during a roadside emergency, I've had to break out the pocket knife to cut my shorts off - carefully - and bury them alongside the other result. The unsoiled portion make good wipes, too. |
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Post by ferris1248 on Aug 4, 2024 12:14:07 GMT -5
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Post by TRTerror on Aug 4, 2024 18:19:54 GMT -5
Just Imagine...
You gotta take a crap so you run to the WalMart bathroom and let er rip. you reach for the paper thin Store special just knowing it's gonna shread all over your hand and the dookie hole..then you notice a fresh pack of Wet wipes scented with aloe..you smile and silently thank God for small favors.
It wern't God ..It was me , your fellow Crapper.
Just making folks smile everywhere I go...
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Post by Mango Man on Aug 4, 2024 18:26:01 GMT -5
BaJesus, if I act like you guys when I get that old I'm pulling the plug.
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Post by Crkr 23 on Aug 4, 2024 18:57:01 GMT -5
It ain't an act, just the way it is
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Post by Zif on Aug 4, 2024 19:13:41 GMT -5
Just Imagine... You gotta take a crap so you run to the WalMart bathroom and let er rip. you reach for the paper thin Store special just knowing it's gonna shread all over your hand and the dookie hole..then you notice a fresh pack of Wet wipes scented with aloe..you smile and silently thank God for small favors. It wern't God ..It was me , your fellow Crapper. Just making folks smile everywhere I go... Thank you for your service. A real Johnny Crappleseed you are sir. |
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Post by toldya on Aug 4, 2024 19:30:05 GMT -5
Just Imagine... You gotta take a crap so you run to the WalMart bathroom and let er rip. you reach for the paper thin Store special just knowing it's gonna shread all over your hand and the dookie hole..then you notice a fresh pack of Wet wipes scented with aloe..you smile and silently thank God for small favors. It wern't God ..It was me , your fellow Crapper. Just making folks smile everywhere I go... Thank you for your service. A real Johnny Crappleseed you are sir. Didn't you have a son that was drafted . |
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Post by Zif on Aug 4, 2024 20:21:12 GMT -5
Thank you for your service. A real Johnny Crappleseed you are sir. Didn't you have a son that was drafted . It about broke Doris' heart. Poor woman got more depressed than the day she caught me starin at Mrs. Douglass while she was climbin a pole to make a phone call in her nightgown. |
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