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Post by ferris1248 on Jul 31, 2024 8:40:11 GMT -5
Went to see the VA yesterday. Reviewed my prescriptions and brought the Doctor up to date on my cardiology information. (Cardiology is all under Community Care.)
Anyway, he gave me a package to drop a turd in and mail off for analysis.
My wife asked what I was doing today. I said I have to put some shit in the mail. She said," I didn't have to be so crude." I repeated, I have to put some shit in the mail.
I said, if you're going out, drop this off at the post office. She said, "What is it?" I said shit. Realization dawned and she said, "Take your own shit to the post office. "
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Post by illinoisfisherman on Jul 31, 2024 8:50:44 GMT -5
🤣
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Post by Crkr 23 on Jul 31, 2024 9:00:29 GMT -5
The Red Skelton post must have brought this on. Funny shit!
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Post by tampaspicer on Jul 31, 2024 13:57:35 GMT -5
Was it soft or hard shit?
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Post by ferris1248 on Jul 31, 2024 14:04:29 GMT -5
Was it soft or hard shit? It was moldable. I put an almond on top and dipped it in chocolate before sending it off. |
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Jul 31, 2024 14:28:39 GMT -5
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Post by PolarsStepdad on Jul 31, 2024 14:28:39 GMT -5
🤣
A few years ago I got sicker'n shit. After a couple of days of ass pissing to the extreme the Doc said it might be a parasite (I had been tromping around in a swamp looking for the remains of a murder victim)
So the cute little girl at the front counter gave me a bag with a bowl and tiny scooper in it. She said go in the bowl and scoop some out into the cup seal it and bring it back. With absolutely no pride left at this point I told her that I could pour her a sample but there wasn't much to "scoop". Never been so humiliated in my life carrying that brown paper bag with liquefied fecal matter back into that office to hand back to the cute girls behind the counter
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Post by PolarsStepdad on Jul 31, 2024 14:28:58 GMT -5
I did infact not have a parasite
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Post by tonyroma on Jul 31, 2024 14:52:13 GMT -5
Shit’en through a screen door , been there💩
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Post by gardawg on Jul 31, 2024 14:56:07 GMT -5
TMI  |
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Post by billybob on Jul 31, 2024 17:19:49 GMT -5
**it happens
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Post by TRTerror on Jul 31, 2024 18:15:30 GMT -5
I had to do this once...felt like putting a Merry Christmas card inside but I was afraid the ink would run, and the card would be tested instead of the turd.
Didn't need a call from the Doc saying my turd was full of glitter and fake snow...just sayin
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Post by stc1993 on Jul 31, 2024 18:18:38 GMT -5
I did infact not have a parasite I did that after around 10 days broke down and went to Dr. I did have a parasite. Gave me 2 antibiotics it cured whatever it was. |
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Post by mackeralsnatcher on Jul 31, 2024 18:27:24 GMT -5
another shitty thread
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Post by PolarsStepdad on Jul 31, 2024 18:43:01 GMT -5
I did infact not have a parasite I did that after around 10 days broke down and went to Dr. I did have a parasite. Gave me 2 antibiotics it cured whatever it was. 😬 Ok confession time. I ain't skeert of snakes, critters or nothing. But zi have a phobia about worms. The thought of a worm munchin in me gives me the hebie jebies. When he said parasite thats all I could think of. My fried knew this and sent a picture to me and posted it on my Facebook page of this really narly looking hook headed worm thingamajig. It cones up in hwr memories all the time and she is sure to share it. I shot some mullet one time and got home and went to clean them and when i cut it open worms went everywhere looked like something out of a horror movie. I knocked off the table and then the cat ran over to get it. I kicked the fish in orbit and my cat across the yard. Nasty damn worms. I can't even look at a mullet to this day. |
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Post by mackeralsnatcher on Jul 31, 2024 18:54:04 GMT -5
lol
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