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Post by TRTerror on Mar 27, 2024 15:46:57 GMT -5
Sooo.. Our bodies get antibodies and immune to certain diseases by building up our immune systems when exposed to small amounts of bad stuff. Take Measles..Polio , ect. We got shots when we are kids that tell the body to fight the infections. Why can buzzards and Dogs ect eat most anything and never get sick..? Why can't we...Because we are too busy using Lysol and cleansers to wipe out all the bugs we come in contact with so we never get immune to stuff. It works well until little Conchy heads to school and grabs door handles and kisses that skanky gal nobody wants to touch...Bamm,,He's got Cooties. What if every day he kissed that skanky gal.? Pretty soon he'd be Skank free cause his body would no longer be weak to skankies. Maybe we would be a stronger Race if we just licked dumpster lids and ate Road Kill. Our ancestors didn't walk by that bloated Possum or that 3 day old dead Frog...Maybe we shouldn't either..
And that's today's tip from Taylor County Florida...Weaklings
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Post by billybob on Mar 27, 2024 15:53:20 GMT -5
Mama always said. What donβt kill you. Makes you stronger
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Post by tampaspicer on Mar 27, 2024 15:55:49 GMT -5
Just don't lick any labias with sores on them.
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Post by conchydong on Mar 27, 2024 15:58:34 GMT -5
In third grade I had a crush on Cathy Watson cause she had warts on her knee. I wanted to kiss them.
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Post by TRTerror on Mar 27, 2024 16:32:09 GMT -5
I remember ole Cathy !! Had that stub leg with the big knee and one eye was crooked. Sometimes I'd Wink at her and both her eyes would blink back and forth. Kinda like a blinking light...I could see the Passion burned within her deeply... Either that or she had Rabies..
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Post by conchydong on Mar 27, 2024 16:44:09 GMT -5
Yep, Cathy was a wild one even in the third grade.
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Post by gardawg on Mar 27, 2024 16:50:06 GMT -5
Yep, in the seventh grade I had a crush on Fiona. She only had one good eye and a glass eye that sorta wandered around so you never knew where she was looking unless you knew which was the glass eye. I asked her for a BJ but she said she would not do that but that she'd take out her glass eye and wink me off. I guess she saw that coming from a mile away.
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Post by illinoisfisherman on Mar 27, 2024 16:50:59 GMT -5
You guys are crazy. π€ͺππ
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Post by Zif on Mar 27, 2024 17:47:40 GMT -5
Reminds me of this old classic, Mommy Mommy what happened to all those scabs on your leg? Shut up and eat your corn flakes Johnny.
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Post by TRTerror on Mar 27, 2024 17:59:41 GMT -5
I'm the reason Fiona had that Glass eye... We were riding in the Donzi one night after a Key West Bash and the seas were kinda Hard and she was drunk and I kinda hinted it would help my navigation skills if she would perk me up a bit. She was already buck naked and you and I both know she was Bat shit crazy so it seemed like a Great Idea to her. 9 inches of Viking Steel penetrated her eye and half her Skull. Thats just before you started Dating her.. Been There...Did That..
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Post by Stumpy on Mar 28, 2024 8:57:52 GMT -5
Stay the fuck away from me... sicko perverts!
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Post by tampaspicer on Mar 28, 2024 9:02:19 GMT -5
Saw Fiona playing marbles with that eye. She was pretty good shooting that eye out of her cooter. Girl had skills
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Post by gandy on Mar 28, 2024 9:29:11 GMT -5
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Post by cadman on Mar 28, 2024 10:30:55 GMT -5
I'm the reason Fiona had that Glass eye... We were riding in the Donzi one night after a Key West Bash and the seas were kinda Hard and she was drunk and I kinda hinted it would help my navigation skills if she would perk me up a bit. She was already buck naked and you and I both know she was Bat shit crazy so it seemed like a Great Idea to her. 9 inches of Viking Steel penetrated her eye and half her Skull. Thats just before you started Dating her.. Been There...Did That.. I told you that ruler I gave you is in centimeters not inches. You have to use the conversion chart with it.
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Post by gardawg on Mar 28, 2024 10:33:51 GMT -5
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