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Post by TRTerror on Jul 20, 2024 19:23:50 GMT -5
WHEW...What a day... Up at 5ish to take care of the Bear in my yard. Grabbed the Ruger with the nanner clip and emptied it in his big black ass.. If he kicks the bucket back in the woods I'll have a nice Bear skull for sale. Then off to WalMart to shoplift a pack of Hot dogs. I figured while I was standing there in the Dog isle...go big or go home. Grabbed a 12er of them Plump When you Cook Them 100% pure Beef ones. Slid them right in the front of my Skinny Jeans and Slid right out the door and walked fast to the truck...2 Gals stopped me on the way and asked for my phone number...Think they knew I was packing 100% Beef down there. If Ya'll was here I'd give you a hot dog or 4...there's always more where these came from...just sayin
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Post by toldya on Jul 20, 2024 19:53:17 GMT -5
Us married guys don't get to go to Walmart alone.
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