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Post by cadman on Jul 3, 2024 14:12:54 GMT -5
I cannot imagine being in a stall next to a woman that is blowing up the bowl and making Tarzan noises. How do you think she would feel with you grunting like a neanderthal and making the place smell like dead skunk?
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Post by cadman on Jul 3, 2024 14:15:19 GMT -5
I don’t want to know girls poop. Leave some room for mystery. How long you been married and don't know women poop. My ex would walk in the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and drop one while I was showering. Also want to chat with me at the same time.
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Post by tonyroma on Jul 3, 2024 14:18:30 GMT -5
I don’t want to know girls poop. Leave some room for mystery. How long you been married and don't know women poop. My ex would walk in the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and drop one while I was showering. Also want to chat with me at the same time. Thats why she’s your ex😉. Been married 22 years. Never took the Browns to the Super Bowl with my wife in the room, and vise versa.
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Post by conchydong on Jul 3, 2024 14:45:04 GMT -5
I share the shitter with my wife. After my back surgery she even had to wipe my ass for a few days.
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Post by ferris1248 on Jul 3, 2024 14:59:08 GMT -5
I share the shitter with my wife. After my back surgery she even had to wipe my ass for a few days. True love right there.
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Post by conchydong on Jul 3, 2024 15:19:31 GMT -5
I share the shitter with my wife. After my back surgery she even had to wipe my ass for a few days. True love right there. Day and night from my first wife.
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Post by 4ward on Jul 3, 2024 16:02:57 GMT -5
So its not inappropriate for an adult male and a minor female to share the same restroom at the same time? With stalls and no urinals YES NO! Just NO I was trying to figure out your poorly worded question. I’m still not sure. A row of portapoopers outside? Fine A drunk chick that busts into the mens room out of desperation? Fine (others may disagree) Anytime an area is available to minors? No dude, there has to be limitations. YOU thru the “inappropriate aside” thing out the window with your first reply.
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Post by 4ward on Jul 3, 2024 16:05:27 GMT -5
Did you have to bust into the women room out of desperation and get in trouble or something? LOL
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Post by Captj on Jul 3, 2024 16:32:54 GMT -5
When you gotta go.....................
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Post by PolarsStepdad on Jul 3, 2024 17:49:50 GMT -5
I don’t want to know girls poop. Leave some room for mystery. How long you been married and don't know women poop. My ex would walk in the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and drop one while I was showering. Also want to chat with me at the same time. I married a robot. She doesn't farther or poop. In 26 years despite my best set traps I have yet to catch her in the act. I'm not exactly sure what she does in there because she definitely spends enough time. Buy it ain't poopin. That being said. When I was newly married maybe a few months in we stopped at my grandfather's house for a visit. As we sit there looking at the TV my grandaddy asks "is the honeymoon over"? I thought shit here it comes. He again asked a little more impatiently "is the honeymoon over?" I sheepishly replied no. No I don't think so grandaddy. He then said you know how you k ow when it's over? To which I said I wasn't sure. He said "when you're in the bathroom shaving and she co.es in to take a shit you know the honeymoon is definitely over". By his standards I have been blissfully honeymooning for 26 years
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Post by cadman on Jul 3, 2024 17:57:00 GMT -5
How long you been married and don't know women poop. My ex would walk in the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and drop one while I was showering. Also want to chat with me at the same time. I married a robot. She doesn't farther or poop. In 26 years despite my best set traps I have yet to catch her in the act. I'm not exactly sure what she does in there because she definitely spends enough time. Buy it ain't poopin. That being said. When I was newly married maybe a few months in we stopped at my grandfather's house for a visit. As we sit there looking at the TV my grandaddy asks "is the honeymoon over"? I thought shit here it comes. He again asked a little more impatiently "is the honeymoon over?" I sheepishly replied no. No I don't think so grandaddy. He then said you know how you k ow when it's over? To which I said I wasn't sure. He said "when you're in the bathroom shaving and she co.es in to take a shit you know the honeymoon is definitely over". By his standards I have been blissfully honeymooning for 26 years My honeymoon lasted about 3 months.
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Post by TRTerror on Jul 3, 2024 18:24:10 GMT -5
Pretty women's farts smell like Roses.. Woman farts in bed with me we usually have a contest. Best fart is king for the day. Now I have ruined a few sheet sets but I was ...Winning
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Post by OhMy on Jul 3, 2024 20:33:23 GMT -5
Pretty women's farts smell like Roses.. Woman farts in bed with me we usually have a contest. Best fart is king for the day. Now I have ruined a few sheet sets but I was ...Winning You definitely need a reality show. Just think, you too could be president one day!
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Post by stc1993 on Jul 3, 2024 21:12:50 GMT -5
I guess we've been honeymooning 40 years. Never done it. urinating doesn't matter to either one of us.
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Post by GaryS on Jul 4, 2024 5:39:19 GMT -5
I used to fart in bed then pull the covers over my wives head. In the early years she would giggle. She stopped giggling years ago.
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