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Post by wynnv on May 15, 2024 10:22:23 GMT -5
Sorry ...haven't figured out the posting from the phone thing yet.
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Post by tampaspicer on May 15, 2024 10:40:56 GMT -5
Just piss in the bed or on the nightstand
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Post by wynnv on May 15, 2024 11:01:12 GMT -5
Just piss in the bed or on the nightstand I am far from the subject matter expert on this topic. This whole getting old and falling apart thing is somewhat new to me...but I would think the general concept would be...Dont piss on yourself until you can't help but piss on yourself. Maybe thats just me.
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Post by TRTerror on May 15, 2024 11:04:39 GMT -5
Them beer cans get empty don't they.. Porta John that fits in your pocket..just sayin
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Post by tampaspicer on May 15, 2024 11:09:04 GMT -5
Just piss in the bed or on the nightstand I am far from the subject matter expert on this topic. This whole getting old and falling apart thing is somewhat new to me...but I would think the general concept would be...Dont piss on yourself until you can't help but piss on yourself. Maybe thats just me. My grandfather used to keep a gallon jug by his bedside.
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Post by conchydong on May 15, 2024 15:34:11 GMT -5
Next time you buy a 12 pack ...Buy some Depends and shut the hell up. Everybody hates a Quitter bro. View AttachmentA 12 pack and depends sounds a little messy. Why not just main line it? now I know what ask for a Christmas present this year.
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Post by cyclist on May 15, 2024 15:39:18 GMT -5
Spent my B-day lounging around nursing a large open gash under my knee (shoulda gotten stitches) and some sort of gastritis caused by too much hot spicy food or maybe a questionable clam. At least at 59 I can still ride my offload bike 20 or 30 miles with the young whippersnappers and I don't seem to have any real issues other than some aches and pains that I never had before and a messed up wrist from a bike crash over Thanksgiving (should get it x-rayed).
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Post by richm on May 15, 2024 15:51:40 GMT -5
My vision is going.
Not much trouble w tinkling yet. Few years behind some of you old farts.
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Post by TRTerror on May 15, 2024 17:15:33 GMT -5
Spent my B-day lounging around nursing a large open gash under my knee (shoulda gotten stitches) and some sort of gastritis caused by too much hot spicy food or maybe a questionable clam. At least at 59 I can still ride my offload bike 20 or 30 miles with the young whippersnappers and I don't seem to have any real issues other than some aches and pains that I never had before and a messed up wrist from a bike crash over Thanksgiving (should get it x-rayed). You ever checked out them 3 Wheeler Trikes like in the Trailer Parks ? You can get one with 2 baskets to carry your Tofu and Sparkling water plus a roll of Toilet Paper. I'd get one of them Clown horns just so Margeret don't hit you in her golf Cart or Mini Van...just sayin
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Post by cyclist on May 15, 2024 17:23:09 GMT -5
Spent my B-day lounging around nursing a large open gash under my knee (shoulda gotten stitches) and some sort of gastritis caused by too much hot spicy food or maybe a questionable clam. At least at 59 I can still ride my offload bike 20 or 30 miles with the young whippersnappers and I don't seem to have any real issues other than some aches and pains that I never had before and a messed up wrist from a bike crash over Thanksgiving (should get it x-rayed). You ever checked out them 3 Wheeler Trikes like in the Trailer Parks ? You can get one with 2 baskets to carry your Tofu and Sparkling water plus a roll of Toilet Paper. I'd get one of them Clown horns just so Margeret don't hit you in her golf Cart or Mini Van...just sayin I ain't there yet friend...probably get an e-bike before the trike! Rubber side down!
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Post by 4ward on May 15, 2024 17:38:17 GMT -5
If you are still dealing with “questionable clams” then you must still have a little fight left in you. You’ll be fine 😁
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Post by ferris1248 on May 15, 2024 19:14:35 GMT -5
Them beer cans get empty don't they.. Porta John that fits in your pocket..just sayin I've always got a piss cup in the door of the car.
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Post by TRTerror on May 15, 2024 19:52:13 GMT -5
Small Gatorade bottle and a pack of Wet Wipes travel with me everywhere. Had to dodge off the highway yesterday on the way home. I know all the secluded turn offs in my area. Sometimes your Ass is screaming at you...and you ain't gonna win.
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Post by richm on May 16, 2024 5:37:38 GMT -5
I keep a Gatorade bottle and a thing of Wet Ones in the door.
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Post by ferris1248 on May 16, 2024 6:23:03 GMT -5
How do y'all shit in a Gatorade bottle?
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